Castle Fantasy Matte 2 by *rich35211
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TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN. HOLLOWED OUT HALF A MAPLE FOR HER AND THE KIDS. GATHERED I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY NUTS AND SEEDS. THOUSANDS? HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS? THEN SHE UP AND LEAVES ME FOR SOME ASSHOLE FROM THE CITY WHO PROBABY LIVES ON TOP OF A 7-11 AND EATS GARBAGE OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE THAT. NO WARNING, NO NOTHING.
“HE’S ARTISTIC.”
“HE’S PASSIONATE.”
“HE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.”
I DON’T HAVE PASSIONS? I DON’T LIKE ART THINGS? WHAT DO I MAKE HER FEEL? DEAD? I MEAN COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE! SOME OF US WERE TOO BUSY PUTTING FOOD IN THE BURROW TO WORK ON OUR POETRY, YOU KNOW?
(Source: theremina)
Dress for your Body Type
Caracal kitties by..Danis51.
(Source: imbadbatman)
HNNG!!
OMG THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING I WILL PAY ALL THE MONIES FOR THIS TO BE A THING.
geniusdetectivel submitted:
This animated gif turned up on my dash and I immediately thought of Eschergirls.
Oh my god. That seriously breaks my brain.
Doonesbury Strip
Liz Cheney on Obama: “Apologizing for America, appeasing our enemies, abandoning our allies and slashing our military.”….Todd Akin on Obama: “Apologizing to all people, a lot of countries who are enemies…He’s just apologizing…
Ah, so…
A goblin battles his terrible office job in this hilarious metal video
Goblins should be roaming free in the dark forests, battling humans and searching for treasure, not cooped up in some dreary office job dealing with a douchie coworker named Brad. Nekrogoblikon’s video for their song “No One Survives”…
Goblins! Metal! Fun!
Yoga Cats and Dogs by Dan Borris
Animals are limber!
Buttermilk the baby dwarf goat plays with friends
Play!!
Anne Hathaway takes no sexist question bullshit.
(Source: twinfiresigns)
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