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TEN YEARS. TEN YEARS I WAS MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN. HOLLOWED OUT HALF A MAPLE FOR HER AND THE KIDS. GATHERED I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY NUTS AND SEEDS. THOUSANDS? HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS? THEN SHE UP AND LEAVES ME FOR SOME ASSHOLE FROM THE CITY WHO PROBABY LIVES ON TOP OF A 7-11 AND EATS GARBAGE OR SOMETHING. JUST LIKE THAT. NO WARNING, NO NOTHING.

“HE’S ARTISTIC.”

“HE’S PASSIONATE.”

“HE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.”

I DON’T HAVE PASSIONS? I DON’T LIKE ART THINGS? WHAT DO I MAKE HER FEEL? DEAD? I MEAN COME ON! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE! SOME OF US WERE TOO BUSY PUTTING FOOD IN THE BURROW TO WORK ON OUR POETRY, YOU KNOW?

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Liz Cheney on Obama: “Apol­o­giz­ing for Amer­i­ca, appeas­ing our ene­mies, aban­don­ing our allies and slash­ing our military.”….Todd Akin on Obama: “Apol­o­giz­ing to all peo­ple, a lot of coun­tries who are enemies…He’s just apol­o­giz­ing…

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